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then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
by Lexical October 15, 2007
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Five-Starred

When someone has slapped themself or another so hard they left a full handprint on the skin.
Sarah: Damn, you slapped him so hard he was five-starred!
by Popcorn Pixels July 30, 2015
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five nights at fuccbois

its the fuccboi version of horror game five nights at f r e d d y s

its were freddy wants to shit on all of the cameras in order to have i night of debachury

the whole gang (freddy,foxy,chica,and bonnie) must team up to also defeat their toy versions of themselves after shitting on all of the cameras
BOI:yo do u wanna go all five nights at fuccbois in this place
by alaakbar January 28, 2017
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Five foot twelve

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.
"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"
by CurbMan January 6, 2019
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Five Blind Mice

This is an extremely complex game. Essentially, two teams of five disrobe. Each team must have three girls and two guys to a team. One team lines up and bends over. The other team's male players are blindfolded and put their manitalia in the "holes" of the other team. They move down the line and after they finish inserting their Johnsons in the other teams, they guess which two on the team were the men, based solely on feeling. Then the take their blind folds off and switch with the other team. An arbitrator is standing-by to guide the blindfolded teammates into the other teams "holes." The arbitrator also talies the score and settles disputes.
At the junior-assistant-principal-club, five blind mice is the game we play.
by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006
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five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."
Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007
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five two five

a state of bliss only attainable by the elite; very good
that trip was so damn five two five
by Will-bo squeezy August 17, 2009
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