spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

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fapping helicopter

For males, this is when you spin your cock around while you are ejaculating, or 'cumming'. You can also add whipped cream on the head for an 'awesome' affect. This term was created by Spunchbish from Ifunny.

"I did the fapping helicopter."

by SpunchbishLover69 March 3, 2021

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Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

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Fap Snap

An animated, ephemeral version of a dick pick, often shared through the popular Snapchat social platform.

"Hey, I think you're very attractive, here's a fap snap!"

by Monsieur S March 17, 2016

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freedom fap

The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.

Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.

After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator

by Pregnant Anne Frank November 2, 2019

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Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

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