Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.
Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.
Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.
Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment
Guy 1: Oh ok.
Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.
Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.
Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment
Guy 1: Oh ok.
by Gamerlives April 24, 2014
Get the Douchebag Momentmug. Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"
by reggiefag November 12, 2011
Get the Dank Douchebagmug. by Goatish February 1, 2015
Get the Douchebag shirtmug. The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.
Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....
Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.
Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.
by Formithis May 26, 2013
Get the Douchebag Picmug. Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
by NurseNic December 16, 2017
Get the portuguese douchebagmug. A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
by whimzzical July 17, 2010
Get the digital douchebagmug. A bag of douchebags.
by Bob blowme December 25, 2007
Get the douchebag bagmug.