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Zuckered

Named after the character Andrea Zuckerman in the show Beverly Hills 90210, getting Zuckered is a reference to a demotion among a group of friends to a level reflecting her low social status on the show. One who has been Zuckered is rendered to the level of friend people put up with in large social settings, but generally try to avoid bringing out to smaller more intimate gatherings.

If your friends don't invite you to the "cool" gatherings, you've been Zuckered. If you are made fun of constantly behind your back, you've been Zuckered. If people suspect you have some no-chance crush on another member of the group, you've been Zuckered.

It can also be identified by the collective low groan exhibited by the group when a Zuckered person arrives.

The irony of one who has been Zuckered, is they typically have no clue it has happened and try to act as a normal member of the group. Once one has been Zuckered, it is best to move on to friends of even lower social status, hobos, criminals, Walmart employees, to attempt to re-establish social hierarchy.
Kelly just confessed her love to Brandon who promptly Zuckered her.
by DrSmooth February 11, 2010
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Brown Curtsy

The curtsy/bow one does instantly when walking into a men's room to check to see if anyone is in the bathroom stalls by getting a view of their feet. It is typically done in one fluid motion after opening the door in order to allow a swift unbroken exit in a marine-like pivot should the stalls be occupied.

To the untrained observer and anyone unexpectedly walking towards you (often from the urinals) it appear as if you are bowing to the stalls to show respect.
I grabbed the paper to hit the number one stall but I had to abort after the brown curtsy.
by DrSmooth February 17, 2010
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Admiral Douchebag

The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
Admiral douchebag is going to fuck us with our raises again this year.
by DrSmooth June 27, 2006
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firey dragon

When, while a girl/guy is giving a blowjob, you push down on their head right as you cum, causing it to fly out of their nose like a dragon breathing fire.
My girlfriend wouldn't swallow so I gave her a firey dragon.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
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unexpected lane change

When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.
My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
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meat purse

A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.
Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
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DairyQueen Dollop

The act of dropping and swirling your ass during the last act of defication in order to get the dairyqueen style dollop at the top of a soft pile of one's feces.
I just shut down the number one stall at work, but I left a sweet dairyqueen dollop for the janitor.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
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