DrSmooth's definitions
When, while a girl/guy is giving a blowjob, you push down on their head right as you cum, causing it to fly out of their nose like a dragon breathing fire.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
Get the firey dragonmug. An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
by DrSmooth June 22, 2005
Get the Captain Douchebagmug. The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
by DrSmooth June 27, 2006
Get the Admiral Douchebagmug. A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
Get the meat pursemug. When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
Get the unexpected lane changemug. The curtsy/bow one does instantly when walking into a men's room to check to see if anyone is in the bathroom stalls by getting a view of their feet. It is typically done in one fluid motion after opening the door in order to allow a swift unbroken exit in a marine-like pivot should the stalls be occupied.
To the untrained observer and anyone unexpectedly walking towards you (often from the urinals) it appear as if you are bowing to the stalls to show respect.
To the untrained observer and anyone unexpectedly walking towards you (often from the urinals) it appear as if you are bowing to the stalls to show respect.
by DrSmooth February 17, 2010
Get the Brown Curtsymug. The act of dropping and swirling your ass during the last act of defication in order to get the dairyqueen style dollop at the top of a soft pile of one's feces.
I just shut down the number one stall at work, but I left a sweet dairyqueen dollop for the janitor.
by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
Get the DairyQueen Dollopmug.