Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

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Ding-a-Ling

Damn boy put that hard and big Ding-a-Ling in my ass.

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Related Words

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

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The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

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Josh "ding ding ding" *huge muscular Gaelic gladiator breaks in*
Gaelic gladiator "TOP OF MORNING"

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A Definition Of Your Cock Or Just An Idiot

Ohhhhhhhh Jamie Saw Harry's Ding-Dong

Dude Your Such A Ding-Dong

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a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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