That cat is not dancing

Nice danc-

*stares*
*dies instantly*

Person 1: Yooo look at Ankha pulling out those fresh moves

Person 2: That cat is not dancing bro
Person 1: wtf

by erftghetrj March 17, 2022

japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005

Hiber-dating

When a couple sleeps almost too often during the winter months. They take multiple naps and sometimes can sleep through the entire night.

Oh, they're in Josie's room, hiber-dating.

by ErinIvy January 14, 2011

san jose dating

To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".

Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.

by littledesertflower November 2, 2010

Dating

Dating means that going out with opposite sex to understand them well. Dating leads to marriage,love,friendships.

Let me say, I have a friend whom i am taking her out with an intention of knowing her better before marriage or love, then it is dating. dating will not happen between friends. dating needs a lotof attraction between two

by bepenfriends May 13, 2006

e-dating

When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.

Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"

You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.

him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!

him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan

Now you're e-dating

by awakened insanity September 15, 2011

Danging

The in between stage. Where your more than just "Hanging out" and less than officially "Dating"

You and a special friend have been hanging-out on the regular for several weeks. You have met each others' friends and even parents but havent had the "talk" therefor you are more than "hanging-out." You are Danging each other!

by Barb-E February 4, 2010