Crotch Mop

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG December 14, 2008

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crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

by kenny the kid February 10, 2008

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Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008

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A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.

The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.

by darbizwell March 4, 2009

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crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

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Crotchburn

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009

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crotch skim

When you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. It is usually followed by an awkward sorry.

I knew I had no chance being friends with Billy after I crotch skimmed him walking to BK.

Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls

by hodo15 July 29, 2009

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