Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 02, 2012

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 07, 2023

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank February 22, 2011