K-9

A dog police force that is meant to sniff out drugs, and bad guys. They know how to attack and send their opponent on the ground bleeding and crying and eventually die if there were not their handlers to arrest them and let them bleed out as they give them a ticket for fleeing the law and going 5 MPH over the speed limit in a 80 km/h zone.

But sometimes if your luck they will shoot you before they let the hounds loose on you. Just like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons who always lets the hounds loose on trespassers like Girl scouts and orphans!

Example 1:
Mark: Why you running
Kevin: Cause the K-9's are after me
Mark: You better run they bit off Matt's balls last week!

Example 2:
Burns: Release the hounds!
Smithers: Their out for cleaning
Burns: Well you go get them then!
Smithers: Right away, Sir! Bark!

by Diablohell October 15, 2008

K-9

sex with dogs

she has k-9 all the time.

by dancesinggirl6 April 8, 2010

k-9

k-9 the rap artist in compton california

k-9 independence day

by k-9 compton January 4, 2010

Offduty K-9

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.

"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 27, 2009

K-9 Krunch

When you bite a persons nipple with your K-9 teeth.

The K-9 Krunch makes my nipples feel good.

by C. Santos January 7, 2009

K-9 cock block

an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.

dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!

by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008

Dan K-9 Cion

the best mixed martial artist to come out of farmingdale,NY ever aka the man with dynamite in his hands aka Killa K-9, master of the cion bomb.

guy1: dude did you see that he just got smashed up!

guy2: yeah man he got to meet Dan K-9 Cion and the cion bomb lol

by thelastreckless1 March 19, 2012