Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

Mrs condon

A asswhole music teacher that makes your day hell and dick limp

Mrs condon really ruined my day by yelling at me my dick is limp

by Jerk god April 11, 2019

codology

1.the act of doing BULLSHIT things or saying stupid things
2.using language that you shouldn't around ladys or family
3.an act which is completely stupid

"cut out the codology before i crack ya" - A mother to her son

by thebulletproofkid August 23, 2011

New Concord

Small town in Southeastern Ohio. Former home of John Glenn. Everybody forgot who he is. He never comes back. We still praise him. Home to Muskingum College. Another joke. But still a nice place to get drunk in though even though it is a dry town.

Hey lets go to New Concord!

by hmphbe December 9, 2010

Concord, North Carolina

Would be considered a "nice town" to outsiders. If you have the lovely chance to grow up there, you know it is the epicenter of fuckery. The town you never want to go back to after high school. It's like a game that's really fun the first few times, but then you want to burn it. Home of the highly overrated Concord Mills Mall. And maybe the most stupid school system in the US, CCS. High school drama and competition at its best. Everybody knows everybody. Plenty of rednecks to go around. A nice (or not) mix of the classes. A NASCAR town, home to Lowe's Motor Speedway. You may even see your favorite driver around. Northerners love moving here. "Welcome to the south, now go home". . We've given up forests for those bitches. For those neighborhoods full of so-close-a-fire-could-reach-every-one houses. Sweet tea and cherry lemon sun-drop are everyday needs (unless, of course, you're from the north). 30-45 minute drive to the city of Charlotte. Seems innocent but... it's the town you'll warn your kids about. If you don't have enough sense to do well in high school and get out of here, maybe you were just meant to stay.

Man, you still live in Concord, North Carolina? I'm sorry.

You moved to Concord, North Carolina from the north? What a surprise.

by justanotherbitch April 28, 2011

condoleezza rice

A good excuse to use the words "nigger".

She who supported the war in Iraq and lied about the war, resulting in the deaths of innocent people: Iraqi civilians, woung men and women who had their whole lives ahead of them... now thanks to George W. Bush and this stupid cunt, among others, the United States are in deep shit.

Thank god that Barbara Boxer gave a piece of her mind to that Condoleezza Rice bitch.

by Lorelili March 28, 2005

condom

dorm room decoration

dude awsome condom lighting around the table

by elliot case April 17, 2007