mac computer

a computer developed by Macintosh (or Apple) that is in direct competition with PC (or Windows) computers developed by Microsoft. They are superior to Microsoft computers in that they run smoother and generally have less problems, but they are more expensive, are incompatible with many non-mac products and devices and don't have nearly as much freeware available for them, mainly because of the companies quality control ethic. Basically you pay the premium for the computer and everything else you need costs lots of money too. Its a rich mans computer. I use windows because I'm a poor cheapskate and PCs provide more freedom, but Mac computers do what they do very well.

person1: "He bought a Mac Computer"

person2: "Wow! he must be rich!"

by heavy metal machine November 19, 2009

computer-athlete

Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams.

Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete.

by William Pate December 6, 2004

Computer AIDS

When your computer starts freezing in random spurts. Can be passed from computer to computer. Next internet craze.

GOD! my computer has like, computer AIDS or something!

by katiefaceex3 January 13, 2008

Computer Art

A useless class only taken by art freaks, and people who want an easy A.

Man lets take computer art to raise the GPA.
But dude its full of hippy art freaks!

by bob freedman October 18, 2006

[Computer] nerd

Computer nerd. Can be discribed as a small, scrawny boy with glasses and acne, or a huge fat guy who sits on his computer all day playing MMORPG's and eats food all day and doesn't bathe and smells and is a big doo-doo head. If you come across a computer nerd, just say this: "You're a nerd, everyone hates you. Get a life." That will send the Computer nerd running up to its mother from her basement. also can be known as someone with no life

"Oh my god, Tim, you're such a computer nerd. You sit around playing that runescape shit all day.

by I'manerdlol. January 23, 2009

computer love

The occurence in which one computer or video game player is being favorited over their oponent causing them to overmatch there oponent in an unfair advantage.

I can't believe ray allen made 8 threes in a row on NBA live i'm losing cause he getting computer love.

by jabbawockeez tellem May 19, 2008

computer geek

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.

Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?

by Underdawg November 10, 2008