Chunti

A Hispanic/Latino that has Hispanic/Latino ghetto qualities or behavior. For example; wearing gaudy gold jewelry, wearing loud clothes, or having a junked car parked in front of their house. Not only applies to Mexicans, but ALL Hispanics/Latinos, this includes but limited to Salvadorians, Guatemalans, Ecuadorians etc.

Look at that guy with all those gold rings, he is so chunti!

by Latin 1 July 3, 2008

Count Von Pennies

A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap.

Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for the large fries, Count Von Pennies?"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

counter-strike

Most addicting video game ever, next to World of Warcraft. Any chick that tells you not to play CS for hours on end can suck a fat one.

Weed, sex, guitars, and counter-strike through high school, then use my dad's money to get me into college.

^^^
the way to live life

by bryan18 September 6, 2005

Countdown

A news program on MSNBC, hosted by Keith Olbermann. Famous for the host's signature wit and political commentary, as well as daily features, such as "Oddball" and "Worst Person in the World." Preceded on MSNBC's prime time lineup by "Hardball with Chris Matthews," followed typically by "Scarborough Country."

Last night I watched "Countdown" on MSNBC.

by ShadowCell April 25, 2007

reverse counter clockwise

Another way of saying clockwise. Used by either very stupid people or someone making fun of a very stupid person saying "reverse counter clock wise"

"Not that way asshole, you gotta turn it reverse counter-clockwise!"

by Jesse "Ankles With Toes" Rodriguez September 8, 2005

Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 7, 2010

Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.

Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around

by Matieo August 9, 2009