by rob n john January 18, 2009
"If I could flip back to '87, I would've kept all my G.I. Joes in their boxes and be making cake on eBay right now."
by Lewis! October 15, 2009
by the undying zombie November 17, 2007
When you walk into a family restaurant, and tell them it's your birthday, even if it's not, just to get free ice cream.
by Obleena July 09, 2007
by scumslug December 29, 2009
The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2015
the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.
The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
by dubbbs January 15, 2008