That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
by neologisto July 15, 2011
Get the turkey basterd mug.a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
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It is another word for a mans forearm, often used in relation to the size. When one is beating a chicken on the head, one makes the same movement as if one is masturbating (known now as Chicken Beating). And when one masturbates a lot, one has a large forearm.
Dave: "Bloody 'ell mate. Can tell you've been single for quite a while. Check out the size of your chicken beater!"
Bill: "I know man. Too much time on my hands. I've been cracking one out at least 3 times a day just to pass the time."
Bill: "I know man. Too much time on my hands. I've been cracking one out at least 3 times a day just to pass the time."
by joe23002 December 26, 2011
Get the Chicken Beater mug.When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.
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not to be confused with GreenDay.
not to be confused with GreenDay.
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