josiah ascencio

god like also can't be harmed one of the smartest people on the planet.

josiah ascencio is the best.

by jojo & mantra January 31, 2022

oversized armenian dumpster rat

a term similar to faggot but much more friendly

I tried to go to the movies but my oversized armenian dumpster rat of a mom wouldn't let me

by Poopoofartheadthefourth October 16, 2022

Zach Amendola

Drake the kinda guy meme, but better.

Zach Amendola the type of guy to lick his lips and rub his hands together before a good meal.

Zach Amendola the type guy to float in the air when he smells a good pie.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to yell "Geronimo!" before jumping into the pool.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to run in place for a few seconds before speeding off into the sunset.

by WLU03 December 4, 2022

Daley Amendment

When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause

Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.

by That_meat_guy April 26, 2023

Cody Amend

Skinny dude that will rip your arm off but give him a big goth girl with big titles he will be your best friend

Yo Cody Amend

by Grayson Parsons August 24, 2023

First-Amendment shrug

Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.

Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

The Amen Breakers

A group of amens that break your breaks known as the "The Amen Breakers"

The Amen Breakers: A group of amen breakers that break your amens

You: "Holy shit! The amen are breaking my amen!"
Amen Breaker #1: "kick kick snare kick snare"
Amen Breaker #2: "snare cymbal kick automation kick snare hihat"
Amen Breaker #3: "YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO YEAH WO"
Amen Breaker #4: *fucking disconnects*
Amen Breaker #5: "Y ̼̙̍̈́E̴̛̗̖A̵͖̰̓A̵̼̓̔A ̢̘͆̾H ͇́ ̴̡̜͊W̵̻̪̄O ͔͝O ̨̥̇̎O ̼̖̇O ͓̏̚ Y ̼̙̍̈́E̴̛̗̖A̵͖̰̓A̵̼̓̔A ̢̘͆̾H ͇́ ̴̡̜͊W̵̻̪̄O ͔͝O ̨̥̇̎O ̼̖̇O ͓̏̚"
Amen Breaker #6: *plays dumbass sonic.exe music*

by theouterm February 9, 2024