Three or More Affectations Rule

This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.

Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.

by So-Called Person February 15, 2014

Lil wayne affect

The act of using a comma and/or pause in speech to build suspense towards a comical comparison

"Bro I pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call it virgin mobile"
" Lol that shit had that lil Wayne affect on it"

by Crowd suck69 November 28, 2016

The Ryan Affect

Get fuck once and you will continued to get fuck out of no fault of your own

Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night

Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect

by Ryan is a huge gay boy April 19, 2018

The Julio Affect

When you're such a dominant reciever in the NFL, that your opposing defense requires 2 or 3 man coverage every snap; leaving the other receivers widely open.

Man the Julio affect is killing the Saints. Covering Julio is letting Sanu eat up!

by Warback December 18, 2018

The Pio Affect

When you fuck Marc Antonio Pio and turn to a freak and love his dick

Yo bitch: I just fucked Marc

Yo sister: you got the Pio affect

by Big spill January 26, 2019

The Jay Affect

the jay affect is when u meet a amazing guy who is always there for you and hes like really freaking hot like on fire he's so nice and makes you feel like your on cloud nine to be honest he's there when you need him and if you like him he will turn u down nicely but you still can't seem to stop trying to get him ah the Jay affect is something that will make your heart break but still beat so fast.

*jumps up and down when he texts me back* damn the jay affect

by cookieplease September 26, 2019

The Ben Affleck

When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.

This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.

Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!

by Mes74767 November 12, 2020