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adultjewry 

noun pronounced a.dult.jewl.ry
Jewelry given to a married woman by her cheating spouse. This jewelry is given in an attempt to cloud his wrong doing.
Man 1 : Dude how does your wife never suspect you're cheating on her?
Married Man : Bro, it's easy. After every time, I bring her home some adultjewry. She's so stoked to see diamonds she forgets to ask where I've been.
adultjewry by ubettergetit August 31, 2009

Adulteryology 

The study of all aspects of adultery and how to do it. It defindes adultery as sex with someone elses sex partner wherther married or not.That is it also studies how to get someones wife or girlfriend to have sex with you. Or if your a woman how ot get someones husband or boyfriend to have sex with you.
It is a branch of pickupology.
John is studying adulteryology.
Adulteryology by Deep blue 2012 January 29, 2010

adultager 

college-age kids who aren't yet mentally capable of making adult decisions. Similar to the usage of the word "tween" to refer to pre-teens.
That boy is the typical adultager... always broke and asking his parents for money; always has an excuse for his poor behavior; never gets his shit turned in on time without someone holding his hand; doesn't know how to take care of his own business.
adultager by jupiterinlove June 20, 2010

adultering 

She divorced me because I was adultering.

adultification 

A complaint to remember when someone says don't treat them like a kid, they don't like being treated like a kid.
He/she whined about adultification, or being treated as more adult than others, so deep down he/she must prefer to get treated like a kid, which is fine.
A strange person who sponds a lot of time on Google looking at pictures of amber
-Wow that boy is creepy
-yeah he's a real axultan
axultan by Toocoolforschool1236 November 14, 2016