noun pronounced a.dult.jewl.ry
Jewelry given to a married woman by her cheating spouse. This jewelry is given in an attempt to cloud his wrong doing.
Man 1 : Dude how does your wife never suspect you're cheating on her?
Married Man : Bro, it's easy. After every time, I bring her home some adultjewry. She's so stoked to see diamonds she forgets to ask where I've been.
The study of all aspects of adultery and how to do it. It defindes adultery as sex with someone elses sex partner wherther married or not.That is it also studies how to get someones wife or girlfriend to have sex with you. Or if your a woman how ot get someones husband or boyfriend to have sex with you.
It is a branch of pickupology.
college-age kids who aren't yet mentally capable of making adult decisions. Similar to the usage of the word "tween" to refer to pre-teens.
That boy is the typical adultager... always broke and asking his parents for money; always has an excuse for his poor behavior; never gets his shit turned in on time without someone holding his hand; doesn't know how to take care of his own business.
A complaint to remember when someone says don't treat them like a kid, they don't like being treated like a kid.
He/she whined about adultification, or being treated as more adult than others, so deep down he/she must prefer to get treated like a kid, which is fine.