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adultager 

college-age kids who aren't yet mentally capable of making adult decisions. Similar to the usage of the word "tween" to refer to pre-teens.
That boy is the typical adultager... always broke and asking his parents for money; always has an excuse for his poor behavior; never gets his shit turned in on time without someone holding his hand; doesn't know how to take care of his own business.
adultager by jupiterinlove June 20, 2010
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adulterer 

a man who cheats on his wife.
a man of low morals or character.
man of little integrity.
He cheated on his wife. Pond scum.
adulterer by lob February 24, 2005

Netflix Adultery 

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.
"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."
Netflix Adultery by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

adultery 

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.
Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.
adultery by Loki April 10, 2002

Adultery 

Cheating. Straight up cheating on your wife or husband. Simple as that. Now go read a book.
Y'all seriously couldn't have just googled adultery?
Adultery by Nadia Duffett May 28, 2018

adultery 

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.
Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.
adultery by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018

adulterated

something impure, tainted, dicked around with etc.
This pill is so adulterated!
adulterated by xXx_f_xXx May 27, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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