whomperjanked

adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.

Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.

by CBiscuit93 June 12, 2010

Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman August 9, 2015

whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

Whomped

Any victory, by a minimum of 3 point, in fantasy football.

He whomped his ass in fantasy football last week.

by Victorious Secret December 1, 2018

Whomped

Tired, or exhausted.

Damn dude, I’m fucking whomped, I’m gonna go catch some z’s. I’ll catch you later!

by Sloth Juice December 27, 2020

Whomppp

Either hyping someone up or express a bad bitch emotion. Like a purr

Kayla: My ass is getting fat😛
Me: whomppp
Jasmine: *twerking at a party
Me: whompppp

by Nnnaaeeh January 25, 2021