whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman July 17, 2015

Whompy

Adverb Distorted. strange. Out of the ordinary. Just plain fucked up.

Dude, Megan Fox's thumb is TOTALLY whompy. It looks like a penis with a toenail. Probably the only part of her body that ISN'T plastic.

by Jessica Browning February 11, 2010

whompy

The word version of the sound wa-wa-wah....

Sound used for a variety of purposes, for example, but not limited to, when someone screws up or does something lame. Can sometimes be heard on game shows.

"I can't find my tractor."

"That's whompy."

by SAJM March 2, 2008

Whompy

To be Fat or Overwieght.

Holy Shit! Look at that Whompy Bitch.

by Mevan July 19, 2006

Whompy

The word in which is used to describe an ass too beautiful for normal human language

Allen-aye cody you see that girls ass over there
Cody-Yeah that add is totally whompy

by Man-O-Culture November 25, 2017

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 August 20, 2008