waster

A person of talent or intelligence who deliberately steers their course towards matters of a dubious nature. Somebody with the capacity for success who fails on purpose.

Frank Zapper was thought a waster for squandering musical genius on the persuit of juvenile satire.

by Jonny Random May 15, 2006

School -- waste of my life

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.

A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)

by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010

Waste of Genes

A person who is such an utter failure that his parent's genes (which probably weren't very good to begin with, given the outcome) were wasted entirely. Normally quite dumb, and can have an ego inversely proportionate to how talented he/she actually is. Avoid if possible.

Wow, Ricky just tried to throw his own crap at you? What a waste of genes.

Why is that waste of genes even alive?

by Kaurevir April 12, 2010

Help Wanted

Cruising the street for prostitutes

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

by Computer class bandit October 14, 2005

Mexican washed

someone who has picked up the lingual as well as customs of a real mexican.

Kyle is so Mexican washed.

by Monsterlover June 13, 2010

panty waster

An extremely hot gay guy.

Neil Patrick haris is a panty waster because girls think he's hot, but they have no chance, therefore there pantys are wasted.

by Lucianwade November 10, 2013

wahsted

Define wahsted(waHsted not wasted), means that it exceeds the common words to define intoxication. Intoxication stages begin with tipsy, drunk, wasted, shitfaced, and finally WAHSTED. Being wahsted may sometimes be difficult to realize. You're passed the point of puking(should have done that hours ago) and you survive passing out(means you never did)and you have no sensation what-so-ever meaning you're paralyzed. No one can really determine when they're experiencing the world of wahsted because too damn wahsted to know. Have you ever awaken to duct tape under your arm pits(OUCH!) and marker all over your face? Guesses that the person who performed the act was wahsted themselves especially when the design is very intricate and and looked tedious to create.

Damn look at Nick he's hella wahsted!!!

by Che and Bri June 26, 2004