pee pee touch 

This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex.

Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.

Stripper: Fuck no!

Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch

pee pee touch by zarreff March 20, 2010

Ipod Touch 

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.

Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""

Ipod Touch by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009

Drunk Forehead Touch 

To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.

He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"

Drunk Forehead Touch by Big Boiiiee September 4, 2010

Ticonderoga Two-Touch 

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

pepe touch 

When a opposing person gently rubs the tip of your pepe snout.This should make you go crazy.

I cant believe that prude girl gave me a pepe touch.My pepe snout must be sexy!

pepe touch by genital love August 7, 2011

barber's touch 

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

barber's touch by deeeeo July 11, 2011

over the pant peen touch 

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.

Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.

over the pant peen touch by Phillissss July 19, 2007