My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

shimmidy timbles

common British slang, though its meaning varies from person to person

oi rioght shimmidy timbles

by deeveeesss March 31, 2025

droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf

who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.

by 21982 January 28, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Chocolate dipped timbit

When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole

Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit

by Mastral March 22, 2017

load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Nibba in his Timbs

If you see one, you need to run.

Heck that's a Nibba in his Timbs, let's get out of here!

by Dank Nibba May 24, 2018