Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity

"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"

by Porkey hog December 26, 2013

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Surprise, AZ

A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand

Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.

by Yourmamaisallama August 7, 2019

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017