temporary sanity

The notion of temporary sanity argues that a defendant was sane during the commission of a crime, but later reverted to their insanity after the criminal act was carried out. This legal defense is often used to defend individuals who have committed highly reasonable, completely normal crimes of passion which any sane person could have committed and probably would have done, given opportunity, means and motive.

My client is too crazy to have ever committed the crime with which he has been charged. He can't tell a gun from a Pez dispenser. But for one fleeting moment he wasn't himself, okay? He fell under the grip of temporary sanity and took out the most corrupt politician this country has ever know. Look at him now, wearing his MAGA hat in court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he is very clearly insane.

by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020

tempura shrimp

when your mouth gets really dry, so you ask your partner to squirt and spit in it and then you gargle it, and mix the juices around, and create a juice cocktail and you spit it out on their shaft:

“OMG i totally tempura shrimped on Jasmine last night!”

by ball.sucker February 5, 2022

Mystical Temple

pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.

long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.

It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner

by Jtekz July 4, 2004

pharohs temple

A sexual act requiring four people involving 2 men and 2 women. Woman 1 rides man 1 parrallel to woman 2 riding man 2. The two women must make out while the men slap hands, this is the pharohs temple

Rivas and Sinchak totally pharohs templed those chicks at the days inn

by THE THUNDER BITCH May 26, 2010

Shirley Templar

The usual just with some gin

Drunk:What's that drink you made last time?
Desmond:You mean a Shirley Templar

by snowyground February 6, 2012

Water Temple

The worst dungeon in Zelda history. Not only is it confusing but also incredibly annoying as you have to go into the menu every time you want to put on the iron boots or take them off. Every moment in this dungeon is tedious and you'll be ready to throw the controller by the time you realize that the door you just unlocked leads to 2 more locked doors.

"I cant wait to replay ocarina!"
*get to water temple*
"fuck this shit."

by Agustusgloop March 14, 2016

swirly temple

The act of using candy canes as sexual objects for anal penetration or stimulation

"Shelby gave me a HUGE Swirly Temple last night. I'll be feeling that one for at least three days!"

by tannwhore November 24, 2016