Teabagging

What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .

Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

by You're A$$HOL3$!!! April 16, 2009

teabagger

People who not only accept MSNBC's* "nutsack" into their mouths, but bite it off and swallow it whole because they don't know any better. This somehow causes them to feel emboldened to the point that they attempt to use 11th grade words in an effort to sound intelligent.

* May substitute any of the following: Moveon.org, Media Matters, DailyKos, The Huffington Post, etc.

Obama won only because of teabaggers.

by sick_of_stupid_people July 17, 2011

teaball

A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.

First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.

"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."

by miellen April 6, 2010

tembe

(noun) In East Africa, a house which is rectangular and has mud walls and a flat roof is a tembe

a simple dwelling - almost like a box made from mud and known throughout East Africa as a tembe

by ariel8 March 29, 2011

Sloppy Teabags

A thriving Shropshire game played around a table when drinking tea. Having made cups of tea, each person must try to throw their teabag in someone else's mug. The winner is the person who makes the most mess. You are disqualified if you try to prevent a teabag from being thrown into your mug.

Alex: "Where shall I put the teabags?"
Owen: "Erm, don't know. Let's just play sloppy teabags"
*2 minutes later*
Owen's mom: "Boys! Clean up this mess!"

by awarren8 April 6, 2008

teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.

That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...

by JRussellH May 22, 2006

teabagged

The action of the United States, because of concerned citizens, coming back to the roots of its foundation through the means of liberty, hard work, truth, and personal responsibility because the population woke up to its history.

OMG, it happened,We were teabagged! They voted all of us incumbents out. America woke up to the evils of power being concentrated. Shoot, now America might succeed again....

by jenndeere April 18, 2009