technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.

When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.

by wargen August 1, 2012

minimal techno

a synthesizer-generated type of music characterized by a bpm (beat-per-minute) tempo of 140 on average. Minimal techno seems to be an offshoot of Rotterdam hardcore, the type of extremely-fast music in vogue on the dance-floors of the Dutch city. In the US, DJs/Producers like Jeff Mills (Detroit) have championed the sound since the early 90s and can be heard unleasing the hard, take-no-prisoners sounds of minimal techno at dancefloors across the globe. he is most popular, it seems, in Europe and, Japan.

This is so minimal techno!

by Ali Naderzad February 12, 2006

techno-tard

anyone who has absolutely no knowledge of modern technology

he couldnt even figure out how to switch on his monitor....what a techno-tard

by adz[FF] February 2, 2008

Techno Snobbery

The miss use, abuse, or complete shunning of technology, either hardware or software, that is easy to use; also used to portray an attitude toward those who do use same.

Tina practices techno snobbery when she won't even look at an iPod.

by Techno Robert October 24, 2008

techno

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by Minimal December 19, 2003

techno

also spoken in redneckus:

Techno yeehaw!

by CaLviN May 7, 2003

Techno-ing

The act of dancing like a spaz, to techno music, until you're ready to pass out, because you can't catch your breath fast enough:P

Lindsey's been techno-ing a little too much at these raves, or maybe its the drugs?

by LovePeaceBritt November 18, 2010