lunch table

A group of your closest of friends that you would put your life on the line for: also shares deepest thoughts and secrets.

Welcome, to "the lunch table".

by Nowitall_K_ July 12, 2016

enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

by anonymous April 4, 2004

table for two

any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.

1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.

by leie May 31, 2009

Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019

tablescraps

Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.

In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.

It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.

"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"

or

"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"

by Ponkster April 7, 2004

Tablerone

When you save bunch of browser tabs and they get stack-packaged to a browsing timeline.

Dude you have way too many tabs open. Don’t you know you can Tablerone that stuff? Let me change your life; download Tablerone extension from Chrome Web Store.

by tabhoarder July 21, 2020

clean table

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

by Incinerator1990 April 28, 2006