Tool Belt

Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.

"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."

by Skisher321 January 18, 2009

Total Tool

A tool of rare form. One can spot a total tool from the culmination of an abnormal amount average tool traits. ie The Florida orange tan, the popped collar, the multiple popped collars, the jelled and spiky hair, an intelligence that would rival his peers at the special Olympics etc.One should take both the amount and severity of traits into consideration before declaring this special person a "total tool".

I think Jimmy has reached the pinnacle of all tooldom and become a Total tool.

by jack A. July 25, 2009

tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

by Tomo December 14, 2004

Tool academy

a show full of wiggers,a bit niggers ,and white trash men who are complete douchebags / tool to their girlfriends.this show on vh1 is basically teaching a whole bunch of assholes on how to become better boyfriends for their partner.this means not treating women like shit(like their gf's) and becoming a better man.i honestly think the girlfriends of the men on this show are fucking stupid bitches because why would anybody put up a asshole boyfriend,have your brother fuck your boyfriend up..at the end of the show only one man wins he wins money,becomes a changed man(well at least thats what we think) and a happier girlfriend.most of the women of the men are also white showing white women are easy and soft

i would like to see all the men of the tool academy have black or latina girlfriends.i wounder if they could dominate them like they do to the white women

one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them

by TiTyRon September 28, 2009

Jew tool

a non-Jew manipulated by Jews

Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.

by extreme troll May 17, 2007

tool nugget

someone who is used by morons

your such a tool nugget always doing stuff with that moron

by xx-kitten-xx July 19, 2006

giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations

Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.

by M Trafton June 1, 2009