With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott August 8, 2005
Get the toilet paper origami mug.On May 25, 1085 Alfonso VI of Castile kicked the Moors out of Toledo, Spain; after which Toledo became one of the great centers of Christian culture. Hence the nickname "Holy Toledo". It has since evolved into an exclamation exhibiting surprise, probably due to original surprise that a Moor-encrusted place could become Holy.
by MidnightCricket May 1, 2009
Get the Holy Toledo mug.A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
Get the The Holy Toledo Trinity mug.Disgustingly bad breath. Smells like a toilet that has not been cleaned for a long period of time. Is also applicable to one who smokes and drinks coffee. Similar to turd breath.
by Alan1999 December 30, 2006
Get the toilet breath mug.- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.
- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.
- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.
- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.
- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.
A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?
B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.
B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.
by pseudo nom December 16, 2010
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A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Tool-E Oh-Doosh
A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009
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