A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.
Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..
by KA43n January 5, 2022
Get the grey-mouse-woman syndrome mug.“I’ll never understand why Anastacia was not big in the United States. Guess she fell victim to the Kylie Minogue Syndrome.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Get the Kylie Minogue syndrome mug.When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.
Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
by geofferz April 21, 2006
Get the 1664 Syndrome mug.A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Q:
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010
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Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome
by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014
Get the Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome mug.An amazing girl, who is a lover of the good things in life. She's cares for many, and gets along with just about anyone. She likes to make people laugh and all she's needs to do is smile and people are immediately drawn to her.
Although she can be a little naive about particular things, she is still a great person who loves new experiences and is not one to be negative. She is not one to fall in love easily or constantly date, but when she does take the time for someone, that must mean they are very important to her. She'll care for the ones she loves and watch over them when they need it the most.
Because she is beautiful, she has many admirers, but -do not fear- she is not an unfaithful person nor promiscuous. She will always be your right hand as long as you are her left. She is not one to get angry or nag much but she will not waste her time.
She is very cute faced, but has a very nice proportionate body -from the front and back- .This is part of the reason why so many are after her; because of her nice body, cute face and kind smile. She has beautiful hair and is usually a natural-kind of girl that doesn't cakeup her face with weird colors/glitter. She also seems to be naturally talented at many things from different hobbies to kissing.
Although she can be a little naive about particular things, she is still a great person who loves new experiences and is not one to be negative. She is not one to fall in love easily or constantly date, but when she does take the time for someone, that must mean they are very important to her. She'll care for the ones she loves and watch over them when they need it the most.
Because she is beautiful, she has many admirers, but -do not fear- she is not an unfaithful person nor promiscuous. She will always be your right hand as long as you are her left. She is not one to get angry or nag much but she will not waste her time.
She is very cute faced, but has a very nice proportionate body -from the front and back- .This is part of the reason why so many are after her; because of her nice body, cute face and kind smile. She has beautiful hair and is usually a natural-kind of girl that doesn't cakeup her face with weird colors/glitter. She also seems to be naturally talented at many things from different hobbies to kissing.
Guy 1 - What I would do to get a chance with Symphony .. she seems so genuine
Guy 2 - Man, you wouldn't have a chance, you're a troll compared to her
Guy 3 - She's so funny though.. I like her too <3
Guy 2 - Man, you wouldn't have a chance, you're a troll compared to her
Guy 3 - She's so funny though.. I like her too <3
by Austin Hutchinson December 20, 2017
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