shrek

to mix up the facts, to cook up a story,intentionally or otherwise, as someone who got the facts mixed up. to do a shrek - to lie, to intentionally jumble up the truth so as to hid it

(in the Shrek movie, various characters of children folklore were protrayed differently from the original stories)

The judge could see through his lies, he was certainly good at doing a shrek

by KS Lim May 6, 2008

Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 September 20, 2016

Shrek

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life

jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

by The Real OgreLord July 22, 2016

Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

by Spn21 December 24, 2016

Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.

Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

shrekdiculous

An adjective used to describe something more ridiculous than Shrek."

"Yo, Bella! that outfit is shrekdiculous!"

by heckeggs December 3, 2017

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018