Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018

School

A prison that you ha e to attend for 7 hours a day 5 days a week from the ages 5 to 22-24 depending on what degree you want to get in college (if you go to college).

Hey dude how’s school?
I wanna fucking die.
Same.

by Moltens September 6, 2018

Waluigi

Should be in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
But he isn’t.

Hey dude wanna play Smashing Bros
Only if I get to play Waluigi
He’s not in the game
I don’t want to live anymore

by Moltens September 6, 2018

Deer

That animal that you hit with your car when you were drunk driving 3
days ago.

Dude you shouldn’t be driving..
It’s fi-
I JUST HIT A DEER

by Moltens September 6, 2018