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Definitions by Moltens

A prison that you ha e to attend for 7 hours a day 5 days a week from the ages 5 to 22-24 depending on what degree you want to get in college (if you go to college).
Hey dude how’s school?
I wanna fucking die.
Same.
School by Moltens September 6, 2018
That animal that you hit with your car when you were drunk driving 3
days ago.
Dude you shouldn’t be driving..
It’s fi-
I JUST HIT A DEER
Deer by Moltens September 6, 2018
Should be in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
But he isn’t.
Hey dude wanna play Smashing Bros
Only if I get to play Waluigi
He’s not in the game
I don’t want to live anymore
Waluigi by Moltens September 6, 2018
You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!
“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.
Shrek by Moltens September 4, 2018