stiff lose

When a team loses when there was a few dodgey calls when it was close

Collingwood had a stiff lose against Geelong

by Jeffnation August 26, 2017

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017

Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig

Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!

by alinarnold October 25, 2017

stiffeyedgerman

After a blow job and the load is swallowed the female grasps
A circumsized penis right behind it's "helmet" and with one eye stares down the males dickhole with a determand look

I heard John was shooting blanks because he told me his wife gave him a stiffeyedgerman and she swallowed the SS pretty easily and was ready for the blizkrieg

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.

“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip”

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017