squirting snapper 

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

squirting snapper by j November 11, 2004

Squirtigo

To squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. Side effects include severe dehydration, massive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness.

This one chick I nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing vagina. What a rush...literally.

Squirtigo by Super soaker July 19, 2013

Squirtains 

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

Squirtains by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

Gerber Squirtin' 

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

Gerber Squirtin' by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.

"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"

Canadian Squirter by Samazon September 23, 2012

camel squirts 

A gastrointestinal disorder you get after consuming camel meat for the first time.

I had some beef kabobs for dinner. They gave me the camel squirts so they must not have been beef.

camel squirts by VikingBerserker September 1, 2013

chimichanga squirts 

Choro; or in plain English, diarrhea

Jesse: I’m not feeling well.. i think I have a bad case of the chimichanga squirts

chimichanga squirts by EnlaBodega August 24, 2022