Slovakian Spoon

When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.

Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

Little pink spoon

Another word for sampling different men. Like the little pink spoons you get from Baskin Robbins.

Yeah, I added to my Little pink spoon collection

by Fluterbi123 July 15, 2009

three way kitty spoon

The act of three drunken individuals spooning in a queen sized bed. The spoonage of three is set up with the two taller individuals on the outside and the shorter individual on the indside.

Cat: Did all three of you sleep in the same bed?
Steph: Yes, we slept in a three way kitty spoon and Deonnah was on the outside while Courtney stole the inside. I dont want to talk about it...

by K1tt1es-4-L1f3 February 20, 2011

mexican greasy spoon

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

by Big Daddy Coppertop September 1, 2017

mustard spoon

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

by Australia Barcelona March 21, 2009

Golden Spoon

The middle cuddler of a group of three.

The middle spoon is the golden spoon

by beach-weekender July 23, 2011

do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

by B*RAD May 23, 2014