fuck salt

to express ones hate for salt

"hello sue" *sue has territes* sue responds"fuck salt"

by tom2345 December 6, 2006

strip the flesh, salt the wounds

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.

Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"

by SlamShady February 11, 2015

The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008

Chinese Salt Shaker

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)

Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."

by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

Salt & Pepper-Daddy

An elderly man - usually lacking style and charisma - who either receives sexual favours, the promise of sexual favours or adulation from a younger person (usually female) in return for very little; boiled sweets, cigarettes, a lift to the shops etc.

See also ‘Salt & Pepper-Mama’.

Person 1: "Hey check it, I totally hooked up with this wicked sugar-daddy and he gave me this diamond necklace and a bag full of coke".
Person 2: "Damn I put out twice last week and all I got was two cigarettes, half a bottle of portello and a freddo frog. I think I got me a salt & pepper-daddy".

by Markel Markelson January 27, 2009

Salt Lake Cities

Rhyming slang for titties!

Have a look at those salt lake Cities!

Geez those salt lakes are huge!

by B-Rod Jones December 17, 2008

Salt Life

Always at the beach; Stay at the beach;

Chase: Hey bro, where should we meet up at?
Logan: What kind of question is that? You know where I stay at.
Chase: Oh yeah, the beach.
Logan: Salt Life!

by LarryTheBerry April 6, 2012