Boner Shock

a sudden and immediate turn-off in the middle of an otherwise hot hook-up

"Brian bit Asaf's lip open right during the hook-up and he was sure he got an STD! What a Boner Shock!

by baby819 August 14, 2011

Texas shocker

The act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).

My wife likes it when I give her a Texas shocker.

by Biggwilley April 17, 2006

shocker

The element of suprise when sneaking one finger in the anus while fingering the vagina with two other fingers.

It was a total shocker when I put two in the gonorrhea and one in the diarrhea

by RIDGEBONE November 23, 2007

Shrimp n Shocker

Another term when refering to the Lambdi Chi Fraternity as they like to give Shrimp for dinner and shocker for desert.

"Hey did you beat Shrimp n Shocker in intramurals yesterday?"

by Christianakaclo January 5, 2008

Like shock

When one gets many more likes/retweets/favorites on a social networking site than usual.

"Man I usually get about 10 likes, but that picture of my dog got 30. I'm like shocked"

"Did you see that girl whose hot now? She used to get a few likes, but now she's got like 50 on her prophile pic. Total like shock."

by Itsqaffletime August 2, 2013

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

Apple-eptic Shock

This is a condition that can happen to a person who has recently purchased an Apple conputer. To them, the world seems a little duller, a little more nonsenseical. Simptoms include: Long blank gazes at the Apple's interface and/or hardware design, shutting out of external stimulous such as telephone, email or personal contact and in extreme cases the user may stop eating.

Oh man, it's not looking good. Geoff's been in Apple-eptic Shock since he got his new 12" PowerBook with superdrive and iPod at no extra charge.

by Ernst Schneider December 23, 2004