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Sheets 'n Shit 

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.
"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"
Sheets 'n Shit by rossignol January 19, 2009

Skeet Whore

A whore who you can skeet in, on, in the hair, or near.
Katie North is a Skeet whore.

Boom-Skeet 

-To have a one pump sexual intercourse, but after that ppump, you ejaculate.
-To pump one time during sex to then be finished, done, or to have ejaculated.
-To not think a girl is good in bed, so you pump in once, then to just say you're done.
-To have sexual intercourse with a female that isn't good looking, so you stick it in, to quickly pull it out and say that you have ejaculated.
John: Harry didn't get any ass last night.

Richard: He got with this one girl, she wasn't very pretty so he just boom-skeeted.
Boom-Skeet by ZaneH October 12, 2005
Slang term for paper money.
'Joe still owes me twenty sheets.'
Sheets by Æsop February 6, 2006
(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.

(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."

"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
Skeet by TheTurtle June 9, 2005
a dirty, skanky, slutty, whored-out, triflin' female.
"Did ya'll hear about Eileen? That hoe got a train ran on her ass! She ain't nothin but a skeet rag!"
skeet rag by Ashley Morrow November 17, 2007