jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

Turtle shell

When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell

Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*

by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017

Shell

Gorgeous boyfriend. Usually very level headed. Until some crazy girl comes and rubs him up the wrong way. Many traits of a typical James, also, such as amazing eyes and well hung.

The best friend you could ask for and if you manage to catch him as your boyfriend he is a butterfly you should never let go. Keep him. Love him. Worship him. And in return he will treat you like a princess.

that shell, wish he was mine

by MissHa September 22, 2010

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

Shellice

yh she's a dumb bitch at times, overthinks too much, never gets over her first love who keeps on showing up at every party she goes to, has social anxiety, confusing at times with a broken humor, has a small friend group, fails math all the time and always stressed about the simplest things

Shellice : she's born on March 10
Osama Bin Laden's birthday as well (wtf)

by smo0thcaram3l November 22, 2021