selfie

To take a picture of ones self. Sometimes taken with friends and posted under #selfie

#selfiesunday

"Selfie with the besties

by sweetiepie4456 November 29, 2013

Selfishie

A selfie taken by an unattractive person.

Tell your hideous sister to stop posting selfishies, so I can regain my appetite.

Steve Buscemi knows better than to take a selfishie. A face like that should not be celebrated.

by David B. Weingarten March 5, 2014

Selfiesh

To not allow someone in your selfie; being selfish with a selfie.

Brian: bro let me in your snapchat selfie!
Anthony: nah man me only.

Brian: bruh stop being so selfiesh

by Sterfrymcfly December 17, 2014

selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.

Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!

by badmouth July 8, 2018

bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.

My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.

by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012

selfie

A picture taken by someone, of themselves. Said picture is then typically uploaded to social networking sites, so their online "friends" can enjoy looking at their face.

The person in the selfie tends to pull a silly expression, such as a kissy face.

People who take selfies do so as they do not have any real world friends to do it for them.

"John deleted his Twitter account as all of his followers kept tweeting selfies of themselves, much to his annoyance."

by TheRealThing December 10, 2013

seldissidis

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis
-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck

"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis

by Dr. Vaginal File Cabinet June 25, 2003