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An arrangement of dudes, usually circular, holding alcoholic beverages. This formation, most commonly found at the local social establishment, allows all participants to both view the surrounding talent and mutually discuss observations and possible procurement strategy. After time, a dudagon may dissolve and reassemble as a "wall-o-dude". This is a slight variation of the classic dudagon, which is purely designed to facilitate last-minute desparation pleas for temporary companionship. By physically disrupting a dudagon, a woman subjects herself to at least a few seconds of uncomfortable comments, body language, and facial expressions from its members.
Sally hoped to avoid being heckled as she walked quickly past the dudagon outside of the women's bathroom.
by David B. Weingarten January 11, 2008
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A selfie taken by an unattractive person.
Tell your hideous sister to stop posting selfishies, so I can regain my appetite.

Steve Buscemi knows better than to take a selfishie. A face like that should not be celebrated.
by David B. Weingarten February 26, 2014
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