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Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
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party shorts

Name for cargo shorts worn on a BAMF. Don't even.
"Friday night - got my party shorts on. So much storage space. Guys, let's get weird!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"
by seattleantihipster April 30, 2013
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buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.
"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."
by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013
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ugly shorts kid

hot band boy that owns a pair of iconic ugly shorts that he purchased off of amazon.
ugly shorts kid looks super fine today.
by pineapplegorl1234 October 8, 2018
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naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.
Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!
by nobody of interest January 28, 2021
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PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb
by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019
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Eat my shorts

by go ahead mr joestae November 17, 2020
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