Shirt Commando

When you wear a sweatshirt, cardigan, jacket or other outwear without wearing a shirt underneath.

Jonah was too lazy to get dressed properly, so he went shirt commando.

by Jonecky December 13, 2010

shirun

to sneak up and violently ram your boyfriend in the butthole with your kosher shlong.

That's not bad. I got a shirun from a black man and couldn't walk for a week.

by shirunistheman September 29, 2011

Shirt Saggage

When you can tell when a woman is wearing a bra or not, there is the definite underlining of the boob which the shirt may catch under.

Jayk: Hey Ramsey
Ramsey:Yeah
Jayk:Lisa isnt wearing a bra today
Ramsey: how do you know
Jayk: you dont see that shirt saggage?

by Dirty Wizzard September 30, 2011

shirzee

A tshirt jersey.

Person 1 - "I don't want to drop $150 on a Sidney Crosby jersey."
Person 2- "Then spend $20 and get a Crosby shirzee"

by pens877166 December 11, 2012

shirt slasher

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.

He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

by Thats_funny__69 March 13, 2014

shirtclamming

(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Similar to Shirtcocking, but for ladies. Shirtclamming, like shirtcocking, is for when you absolutely must be naked, but don't want a sunburn, or it's too cold to fully commit. Only people with ladyparts can go shirtclamming.

"It was kinda cold at the nude beach, so Lynette went shirtclamming to fit in."

by Amagi May 21, 2014

Shirtain

A shirt used as a curtain

She hung the concert t-shirt in front of the window as a curtain, voila! a shirtain was made

by Jenique May 6, 2017