no ring having ass nigga 

An NBA player who has never won a championship.

Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"

Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"

no ring having ass nigga by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017

Pink Ring 

A beautifully bleached and skin tone blended anus.

There was no doubt that her beautiful pink ring had been lovingly and tastefully cared for in anticipation of our evening of frolic. Shorn with care and having received a royal treatment of waxing, bleaching and blending, it was absolutely exquisite as I plunged my engorged, thick meatbone deep into her lower intestine.

I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.

Pink Ring by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.

You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"

Boner Ring-Toss by Scoopalone April 19, 2021

Cock Ring Era 

A period of time (generally after a breakup) in which a man engages in multiple female love interests and an increased negligence towards female emotions.

“Dude did you hear Dylan just broke up with Alison”

“Yeah man he’s in his cock ring era”

Cock Ring Era by Bratelvis October 28, 2023

Red ring of death

An omen of doom... it shows that your xbox360 just kicked the bucket

WTF!? Noooooooooooooooooooo, my xbox, damn you red ring of death, now I can't play fable 2.

Red ring of death by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009

Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.

Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.

Albany Cock Ring by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009

Elden Ring 

I doubt you could even imagine it, a actually good game for the times we're in.
A Spiritual successor to the DARKSOULS Trilogy, just like the trilogy, bloodborne, and Demon's Souls this too is another banger that doesn't fail. If anyone is talking shit about it and never played a souls game in their life just understand its their first experience with a title like this. These games may be hard but just go with Sorcery or the current Meta Build, if you don't wanna do either there's Co-op.

Discord user 1: "Dude I love Elden ring! I've been playing this game for hours on end and I just LOOVEE this game!"
Discord user 2: "I heard its hard, should I buy it?"
Discord user 1: "It's hard but sorcery builds and co-op can make the game easier, but yea dude totally buy it man. We'll duo every boss in the game."

Elden Ring by Fro_ozo May 7, 2022