A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010
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To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.
This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.
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Get the Comidicly-Retarded mug.This is when someone is not able to comprehend what's going on in a movie and tends to annoy the few people that actually pay attention.
Person 1: What's going on right now?
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....
Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
Person 2: He needs to steal money to pay his bills
Person 1: Oh....
Two seconds later....
Person 1: What's happening now?
Person 2: AHHHHH you're so movie retarded!!!
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by Jeff November 4, 2003
Get the let's get retarded mug.adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.
This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.
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