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racist Republican 

what you are most likely to get under your shoe when walking down wall street. also prevalent in georgia mississippi and alabama.
Trent Lott is a racist republican. He thinks the removal of nigggerdom would stop 'all these problems' we are having.

Closeted Republican 

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.

racist Republican 

An oxymoronical term that is so because of the redundant fact that all republicans hate people of color.
Joe: "He's a racist republican"
Tom: "As opposed to what other flavor?"
racist Republican by DeeP_FRieD November 9, 2006

Jewish Republican 

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.
Jewish Republican by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006

Jewish Republican 

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.
Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.
Jewish Republican by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

Log Cabin Republican 

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.