ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.

MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now

by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010

beer pong

Everyone is a fucking idiot if they are to think that Beer pong is the previous description. Bei ruit is the game that is being described. The game is played with 20 cups, not 12. There are 10 on each side shaped in a pyramid. The point faces the opponenent. Beer pong is a game that is much related to ping pong (notice the words being the same). It involves 2 cups on each side and a whole bunch of crazy rules that I dont understand.

Beer pong is for the southern idiots who dont realize they are playing bei ruit

by the local northerner May 8, 2005

Strong Pong

Much like beer pong, but instead of beer hard liquor (mixed with something else if desired) is used. Generally not a good idea for those who can not handle their liquor, but if getting shitfaced is the goal, this game will accomplish just that.

Strong Pong. I'm going to the store for Solo cups, Everclear, and ping pong balls.

by blueslinky November 2, 2010

Phong

named after that condescending asian cunt at the back of your bus talking about anime.

"You're such a fucking Phong. Time to stop watching hentai"

by cricket2311 March 8, 2017

beer pong

"The game which has come to be known as "beer pong" in some areas of the United States - more specifically southern and western states - is actually a game originally named "beirut." The mistaken name of beer pong is derived from several unfortunate instances in which men from these areas attempted to say "beirut" while holding a penis in their mouth, resulting in a mumbled word resembling "beer pong." Unfortunately, these instances seem to continue to occur even to this day, resulting in a nearly nation-wide misconception that the game beirut is actually called beer pong."

uncool dude: "hey lets play beer pong?"
cool dude: "wtf are you talking about?"
uncool dude: "u kno, cups, beer, table, ping pong balls..."
cool dude: (smacks uncool dude) "its called beruit"

by beruitking2 September 25, 2006

poonge

poonge, another word for the female reproductive organs.

"I got some awesome poonge last night" said Billy.

by Zach Fleming May 4, 2006

Ping Pong

"ping pong" is code for the act of hooking up with the opposite gender.

Hey. do you wanna play ping pong with me in the basement?

by Johnny Tonguein July 29, 2011