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Penal control

You controlled the penis
Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…
by Boobsucc March 28, 2023
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penalty

messi's catnip
Messi loves penalty
by TAIM'S WIFE April 13, 2023
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Penally

The word spoken by the General himself. I way of life for the General in Dubai that involves devious game dropping of all calibres
Penally is good, it’s good I’m going to Thailand tomorrow and gone drops some serious game
by TheAdmiral April 17, 2023
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Penaldinians

Penaldinians are the most non-intelligent C.Ronaldo fans that will attack anyone with they’re nonsense arguments, Copa America isn’t important, 5 UCL > World Cup & 4 UCL, Saudi League > French League, etc.
Bro these Penaldinians are going to attack you!
by Maradonathegoat1234 June 6, 2023
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penalury

A penalty incurred by especially naughty pricks, the penalury is appropriately humiliating. Offender is instructed to dump healthy sized excrement into a toilet, then pony up to the porcelain bowl on their knees, soup spoon in hand, and cheerfully savor all of it while their mommy or daddy watches. Afterward the bowl should be completely clean without flushing.

The alternative for those especially contemptuous pricks who troll their own fake wanking is two scoops of this excrement on an ice cream cone, top it with fresh semen frosting and a dip into pube trimmings, then lick it equally cheerfully while humming Mary Had A Little Lamb.
“Alec wanted to try penalury just like his friends did. He went to the toilet, dumped a poo, grabbed a spoon and gobbled it with excitement

“Being a prick wasn’t enough, Alex had to pretend he yanked his ding dong and gloat about it. His penalty escalated to an embarrassing penalury with all the toppings.”
by artisplay August 13, 2023
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Penaldildo

Piers morgan: oh boy! My penaldildo just arrived!! *rides it until he shits*
by Gnomiga September 3, 2023
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penaldowski

penaldowski wants to play farmers league and he is robbed is penal'dor to barca ghost pessi.
penaldowski missed his penalty in la liga
by fake_farmers_goat October 9, 2023
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