Paste

Paste is a nuanced term that can be used as adjective or adverb. Its value is determined by context and tone.

"Yo bro that party last night was paste! Jessica fell out of a window after you left."
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's paste"

by BH_2049 January 3, 2021

Weak Paste

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!

Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!

by LucasOwnsAaron December 17, 2008

Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'

cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.

by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

vagina paste

Smooth liquid produced by the vagina to help lubricate in sexual activity; The liquid like secretions from a womans genitalia, or vagina, has a repulsive taste and is usually pungent smelling

As the man removed his fingers from the womans vagina, he smelt them only to cringe at the smell of the vagina paste oozing from it.

by Bendy J October 20, 2006

poiter

When you wipe your ass and there is a considerably large collection of poo on the toilet paper

Dude, you shoulda seen my poiter. It was freakin huge!

by The guy that did a poiter July 3, 2008