Porchie

When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.

Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie”

by Tim Boyle August 2, 2019

Porch Preacher

A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.

That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.

by rewrew July 31, 2009

short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008

porkhead

A variant of the term meathead to describe a oafish friend with poor judgement, quickly becoming a nickname. Invented in Olympia, Washington in 1967, this nickname can simply be "Pork". Also derived from the cartoon figure "Porky Pig".

Hey, Porkhead, how come you can't think about the consequences of your actions?

by ThornOfMalice November 19, 2011

Pocahontas

The Pocahontas:

After you finger a girl on her period and wipe the blood on her face like war paint

Rosie was mad after Bobby Pocahontased her last night

by B Digital May 28, 2018

porch ape

The kind of woman who doesnt even go for a guy with a car, Just a porch... related to things like lot lizards and that hooker on main street

Man look at that porch ape.. Matthew cotton sure knows how to pick them

by THETOOLMAN February 17, 2010

POCAHONTAS

you guys suck and don't know crap about pocahontas...its really when two guys named goog and al suck each others penis and have anal with probes while watching subliminal messaging in disney movies

goog and al stole my definition so i am going to exploit them and say that they have SMALL ASS CHODES!!! oh yeah....pocahontas

by ...sean December 6, 2003